{"id":285,"date":"2011-01-25T10:05:05","date_gmt":"2011-01-25T16:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/?p=285"},"modified":"2011-01-25T10:06:32","modified_gmt":"2011-01-25T16:06:32","slug":"so-this-bird-walks-into-a-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/so-this-bird-walks-into-a-store\/","title":{"rendered":"So, this bird walks into a store&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe title=\"YouTube video player\" class=\"youtube-player\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"240\" height=\"195\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nbQ5KiZ19fg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This is a fun 2007 video of a real seagull, probably from Scotland, which developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.<\/p>\n<p>The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn\u2019t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.<\/p>\n<p>Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.<\/p>\n<p>The seagull\u2019s shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he\u2019s become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.<\/p>\n<p>Customers have begun paying for the seagull\u2019s stolen bags of chips because they think it\u2019s so funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a fun 2007 video of a real seagull, probably from Scotland, which developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn\u2019t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/so-this-bird-walks-into-a-store\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,3,7,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birding","category-general","category-ramblin","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":30,"href":"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":321,"href":"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions\/321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.greatriver.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}